Tuesday, July 24, 2012

BLOOPERS

What are they all thinking???  From left to right...........Hurry up and take the picture Mom I don't want to sit beside these freaks!............ I wonder if the woman beside me will notice I farted?...................  God that stinks!!!.........  I think I just shit myself.................  Good lord my husband just shit himself!!!!





They think tourists are annoying wait till I  down this bad boy!
OMG!!  Canadian tourists!
Alright who's the asshole with the razor!

Shouldn't have had that bean burrito for lunch!

I love my new clothes

I have something stuck on the roof of my mouth

The face you make before the epiphany?

You people bore me..........

So a Priest, a Rabi, and some wood walk into a bar........




Italy coming to an end

Ostia Antica ruins
Today we are getting ready to return home and as usual it is hard to believe our trip is over.  All good things must end!!

After Pompeii we spent Saturday sleeping in and then after getting organized we headed into Rome with Ann to do some last minute shopping.  Well let me clarify that Betty and Kaelyn went to do some shopping and I walked around and watched them spend money ( much like I did in Venice).  On Sunday Ann took us to Ostia which is a short 10 minute drive from here to the ruins of Ancient Ostia.  It is much like Pompeii as far as size goes but is not as famous so the tourists are not as plentiful.  Pompeii was wiped out by a Volcano and Ostia they think was abandoned due to Malaria.  Not quite as exciting.  In any event Ostia is well worth the visit as you can see as much there as in Pompeii and we had the bonus of having our own tour guide as Ann used to do tours there a few years ago and still had all her notes etc so we saw some stuff that wasn't on the tour.  Also due to it being really close to Ann's we didn't have to drive for 2 1/2 hours one way to get to Pompeii.....................

Rome from the Dome
Yesterday we went to the Vatican for our final sight seeing and visited the Vatican Museum and St Peter's Basilica and then climbed up to the top of the dome.  522 steps.

The museum is really something to see.  The artifacts and statues in there are definitely worth seeing.  It is really hard to fathom the wealth of the Catholic Church when you see the magnitude of the collections assembled here.  I'm sure as well that there is far more riches hidden in the Vatican then the public even know exist.  In some ways it is sad how opulently the Pope lives while there is so many people starving in the world.  Wow that was profound don't you think!!  The Sistine Chapel was also a big draw.  You go into it after you go through the bulk of the museum.  It is impressive but I found that other parts of the museum are more inspiring.  It is definitely a must see if you ever come to Rome.   I would suggest that you get advance tickets on line like we did as the line up was almost 2 KM long.  That's right!  More people then you can count.  I figured that on any given day conservatively there are at least 50,000 people going through the museum.  We walked right in with our reservations and away we went.  Sweet!!!!
Inside St Peter's


St Peters Basilica is the largest church in Rome.  I have seen several impressive Cathedrals over the years but nothing like this!  I can't even describe the detail and opulence when you enter.  I've never seen anything like it.  Again a must see.  The line to get in was also long but we got through security in about 10 minutes.  The church is free but if you want to go into the dome it is 7E P/P.  That line we had to wait for about 45 minutes but well worth it as the views from the dome are breath taking.  Another must while here.  Give yourself a day for the Vatican as you will want to spend the time to see most of it.  Make sure you wear clothes that cover the shoulders and knees or they won't let you into the church,  the museum is no problem but the church no.  Oh also if you get into St Peter's don't lay on the floor to take a picture of the ceiling as you will be unceremoniously ushered out.  Happened to a tourist yesterday FYI wasn't me, Betty or Kaelyn.

Front of St Peter"s




This has been a terrific experience and I would definitely come back to visit again.  Knowing more about Italy now we already have some ideas for a future visit.  Now the long flight home with a stop in Amsterdam, Montreal, and then Calgary and a drive home.  Kept in touch with Kyle via skype and he managed to survive without his Mommy and is enjoying some time right now in Vancouver with his girl friends family.  Till next trip................................................ 

Saturday, July 21, 2012

It never rains in Italy



Well here we are on the 21st of July so basically a week has gone by and as usual the holiday is disappearing before our eyes.  We have been very busy the past week with a pool party, a teenage romp in Rome, swimming in the Tyrrhenian Sea, inspecting ancient Roman plumbing, walking on the Appia Antica, Venice, Church of bones, and Pompeii.

I think I will start in a lesson about how things are done here in Italy or for some it might be a lesson in how things don't get done here in Italy.

First off everyone here smokes and I do mean everyone.  Adults, teenagers, kids, toddlers, babies, even the statues.  I saw a 2 year old in a stroller the other day flash up a cancer stick!  Obviously I exaggerate but not by much.  The problem is you are walking around all these fantastic places and there are cigarette butts everywhere.  It really plants a negative impression on the tourist industry, but wait this is Italy no one cares what the tourists think.  Just to clarify I don't think it is just Italy I get that impression from the tourists from all the European Union countries.  Oh and all of them smoke to.  So when you see comedians making fun of the French as chain smokers with fashion you can apply that to just about everyone over here.

Also if you want to get anywhere or see anything you basically have to be rude and demanding.  If you sit back and try to be polite Canadians forget it you'll get run over!!!  Elbows up and charge ahead....

The other thing you need to know is don't pay the price you see for tourist stuff.  There is always a deal to be had.  Clothes are cheap, booze is cheap, food is about the same as at home, gas is expensive and so are vehicles.  But you have to remember nothing works here very well.  For instance they have speed cameras on the major roads but if you get a ticket and don't pay it there doesn't appear to be any consequences.

That brings me to driving.  All cars here are dented and scratched to some degree.  The only time the police are called is for serious accidents.  If you get a dent or scratch on your vehicle no one makes an insurance claim as they would laugh at you.  So insurance rates here are fairly low despite the bad driving.  Motorcyclists are purely suicidal and therefore there are tons of fatalities here and yet no one changes their driving habits!!

On to better stuff about Italy..................................

Last Saturday Kaelyn went into Rome with Ann's daughter to spend and evening being a teenager in Rome.  Well she learned that the kids here are for the most part the same as kids in Canada that hang out, have their groups, listen to the same kind of music, and are for the most part spoiled.  Betty and I went to a private party with Ann at a private villa with a large pool and live band.  Most people there work for the UN so it is like a large EX PAT gathering.

The Aqueduct
Appia Antica


On Sunday we went to the beach and swam for a few hours as it was stinking hot.  So far since we have been here the temp has not dipped below 32 during the day and it doesn't cool off much at night.  The humidity is also hard to get used to.  In the evening we went to the aqueduct park which is the ancient water flumes the Romans built to transport the water from the mountains to Rome.  Positively ingenious how they engineered these hge arched structures within millimeters to have a gradual slope all the way.  There were I believe 12 originally and only parts of them remain standing.  Afterwards we went to Appia Antica which means ancient road.  This road was built for the Roman army and was made as direct and straight as possible for the soldiers to march to places a s quickly as possible.  You can only drive on it if you live on the road.  The ruts from the chariot wheels can still be seen in the rock.

The Grand Canal Venice
San Marco Piazza

Gondola ride
Monday morning we headed to Venice by the fast train (about 250KM/hr).  One thing I will say the train system in Italy is pretty good and runs on time for the most part.  It takes a little bit of getting used to but all the travel we did on the train went without a hitch.  Venice is certainly a place that one should see once in their lives but like any other famous tourist attraction it has become a victim of its own popularity.  In a nutshell, overcrowded, over priced, over rated.  Now having said that I still recommend going but the people can ruin your first impression it makes Disney Land look like a Sunday picnic!!  Be careful where you eat and shop because Venice is basically all shops......handbags, jewellery, shoes, and masks as the prices vary a lot depending on where you are.  Kaelyn's main goal was to get a mask in Venice which she did 3 in fact.  Betty also got mask fever and got 2 or 3 I lost count after a while.  What I'm trying to say here is if you are a guy be prepared to walk for hours and shop if you are with women.  By the 3rd day my patience was running a little thin but I managed to keep it together.  We went on a Gondola ride (not cheap) but you can't visit Venice without one of those.  A must see is the Rialto which is one of the main bridges over the Grand Canal and San Marco Piazza which has the Cathedral.  All in all very cool place a must see but 2-3 days is plenty.

On Thursday we went into Rome to the Church of bones.  In short it is a church of the Capucchin monks from the 16th century.  Over time an artist who remains unknown to this day created art work in the crypts at the church using the bones of over 4000 monks.  It was one of the most unusual sights I have ever seen.  Walls, ceiling, and floors decorated with these bones and several Capucchin Monks in there brown robes set on display.  Kind of creepy but spell binding at the same time.  Unfortunately we couldn't take pictures so we got some postcards instead.  If you want to check it out here is a link www.cappucciniviaveneto.it
Mt Vesuvius



The amphitheater
Yesterday we went to Pompeii and so far it was one of my favorite places to see.  The ruin sight is huge covering over 66 hectares.  About 44 of it has been excavated.  If you ever get a chance to go and see it it is well worth it.  My advise is wear good comfortable walking shoes, lots of water, and give yourself at least 4 hours to look around.  You can get guided tours which we did.  Make sure to bargain for a price as they will try to get you to pay 110 to 120 Euro for a tour.  Also watch for the guides that are not part of the ruins.  They will be inside and will offer tours for cheaper but may not give you accurate information about the sight. The ruins are fantastic with Mt Vesuvius in the back ground.  We toured the courts, the public market, fish market, the brothel, bakery, cemetery, amphitheater, and various other buildings.  We also saw an amazing tiled inlay on the floor of a wealthy home at the time of Alexander the Great.  The tile work was incredible with pristine detail.  We also saw other floors that were excavated which showed the Swastika in the floor.  As it turns out the swastika is an ancient Indian symbol which represented, integrity, honesty, prosperity and good fortune,  but these swastika's at Pompeii were laid out opposite to the swastika's we know today symbolizing Nazi Germany.  Interesting to note that the ancient swastika symbolized the exact opposite that Nazi Germany became known for.  That's my history lesson for today.
Victim of the eruption

Today we are relaxing and tomorrow we are going to another ancient ruin near where Ann lives.  Monday is the Vatican and Tuesday we will be organizing ourselves for the trip home. 

Sunday, July 15, 2012

When in Rome 
On the 11th we headed to  Firenze or Florence as we know it by train from central Rome.  It was a fast train about 2 hours.  We arrived to a busy station and while heading to the rest room, Kent is cut off by someone pulling a suitcase and to our disbelief he was on the ground on his bad knee.  We managed to collect him off the floor and get to the hotel but he was out of commission for a few hours.  Kaelyn and I did some exploring on our own to get a feel for the area.  One of the main attractions in Florence is the famous statue of the David in the Academic Museum, we managed to secure tickets, which allowed us to skip most of the line up to get in to see it.  I have to say it was a very impressive statue, you know his big hands and all.
Also while Kaelyn and I walked we stopped for, I have to say the BIGGEST gelato cone ever made, by mistake because of the language barrier, suffice to say I can barely stomach to look at another one ever again.
We over night ed in Florence then headed to Lucca a small walled city about 1hr train ride  It was a cool little town, going into it through a tunnel. The wall around the city is wide enough for cars to drive on.  We rented a double and a single bike to go around the wall.  Hilarious to watch Kent and Kaelyn trying to balance the bike.Lots of cool little shops
Then on to Pisa by train again for another half hour.  And yes the tower really  really leans. The cathedral by the tower was awe inspiring, but the crowds were crazy, sort of Disneyland ish.  We had to sprint to get the train back to Florence so we could catch another train to Rome{ well that is we had to flag a taxi and ask him to speed us to the station}
On Fri. July 13th we went by car with Ann and her daughter Margaret to Umbria to visit several small towns. First was Deruta a village famous for its pottery, amazing little shops all over the place. Then we headed to Todi for lunch at a hill top cafe.  We rode a hillside elevator to the top of the hill on which the town sits.   The views where great, food delicious {pizza, pasta, beer}
Then on to Orvieto, another Umbrian hill top town with an amazing cathedral and great shops.  Will go back someday soon to spend more time there.

Cathedral in Florence

Part of the wall in Lucca.  A really cool town to visit.  Not too many tourists.

The famous bike ride

Leaning tower  and a boat load of tourists

 The Cathedral at Pisa.  If you look closely you can see where the front right corner has sunk a bit and looks like it has a lean to it. In person you can really see it.


Tuesday, July 10, 2012



The bronze head of Constantine



Well we have now been in Italy for a week and are off to Florence tomorrow.  There is so much to see and do here in Rome that I really don't know where to start.  So far we have spent several days in Rome seing the more popular sights and ancient ruins.  We have also gone to the beach a few times which is basically the entire coast.  It is a very popular spot to go for the locals as it is so hot through the day many people go to the beach after work to cool off.  Sunday is a day where Lunch is the big meal and we indulged at a great restarant near Ann's house with a traditional Italian feast.  I must say the food hear so far has been fantastic and lots of it.  Prior to lunch Ann, Betty and myself went to Tivoli which is about 45 minutes east of Rome in the foothills.  It is a villa from ancient times and has been preserved.  I'm not much of a gardner but even I was impressed by the size, opulence, architecture of the place. 

More time was spent in Rome which included a walk to the Trevi fountain.  I can see why people flock to it from around the world.  It is truly a must see when in Rome. It was busy but we managed to get up close for lots of cool pictures.  A visit to the Pantheon was also in order and was extremely cool.  It is the most well preserved ancient ruin in Rome and is very humbling to walk inside and take in the sheer magnitude of the place.  Another must see.  

A walk along the Tevere (Tibor) river was also in order.  It's dirty but what do you expect from thousands of years of Romans going potty. 

Today we went to the Catacombe's of St Sabastian near the center of Rome.  That was also one of the coolest places I had been to in a while.  We saw tombs that were 2000 years old and learned that there is over 7 miles of tunnels that have been excavated in the Catacombe's with 100,000 people buried there.  The final resting place of St Sabastian is in the church which has a marble statue carved at the base of his tomb.  St Sabastian was a Christian martyr and was killed by the Romans. 

View of Rome    
Tomorrow we are off to Florence, Pisa, and Lucca and then we are headed to Tuscany area to go to a Roman bath.  On the weekend we are going to the Aquaduct park.  Next week Venice.  Lots to do and see over the next several days.  Hot here 39c the other day.  Enjoy the pics and yes Sue your comments were added. 








The Pantheon

Friday, July 6, 2012




Guy on a horse that conquered something

Well here is the first pics of Rome but before we get ahead of ourselves let me back up and recap the journey to get here.  Left Fruitvale on the 1st and drove to Calgary.  Now everyone has done that drive a million times so nothing of interest to tell other then Albertan's are terrible drivers but they are amateurs next to Romans.  The flight from Calgary to Amsterdam was smooth and relatively fast and I was impressed by KLM until we got to Amsterdam then they started to act like air Canada.  Not worth going into detail!!!!

A short lay over in Amsterdam and then a short 2 hour flight to Rome.  Anyone flying here there is no security at the airport no customs or immigration, just angry cab drivers.  Short story 2 cabbies fighting over our fare just get in the car and keep your head down!!!  We learned very quickly that when you get in the middle of an argument between the locals just shrug and make the best "I don't know whats going on " face you can. 

Made it to ours friend Ann's place about 20 minutes from the airport.  Fantastic little flat with an apt unit downstairs.  Easy access to the trains which run into the main part of Rome are within a 5 minute walk.  As Ann and her 3 kids were on a trip to Greece we were on our own for the first day.  After catching up on some sleep we got up the first day and headed into Rome.  Having no idea where we were going we got off the train at the final stop in the center of Rome and decided to walk down the street that had lots of trees lining it.  Now I know what your thinking  "why didn't they just buy a map"?  All I have to say about that is "Have you ever seen a map of Rome"!!  Jesus !@#$@@!

Anyway low and behold we followed our instincts and walked right into the Colosseum.   Impressive!!  Not much more I can say.  We had lunch at a nice Italian restaurant overlooking Roman ruins.  Don't do that every day.  Oh yeah I forgot to mention it was friggin hot.  Lots of stupid tourists and as usual the Americans you can pick out a mile away!!

There is so much to see and do here it is almost overwhelming.  Good thing Ann can filter out some of the stuff for us and point us in the right direction to the best attractions.  Enjoy the pics>>>>>>

Colosseum
Posing

The locals call him Chuck but we westerners know him as Caesar.  Anyway he rode through this arch a few thousand years ago on a Chariot

Bronze statue at a military monument

This bronze statue was huge sitting on top of the military monument on a Chariot being pulled by 4 horses.  The statue itself is probably 40' high.

Bird brain Betty

Marcus Aurelius